### **YOUR TRIGGERS, YOUR PROBLEM**
Not everyone gets a trophy, sweetheart. If the world offends you, that’s on **you**—not on the rest of us. This tee is for the ones who **say what they want, wear what they want, and don’t waste time babysitting egos.**
Made from ethically grown, high-quality cotton (because comfort and chaos can coexist), this shirt is **soft, durable, and guaranteed to separate the real ones from the crybabies.** Classic fit, crew neckline—ready for whatever confrontation comes your way.
**Wear it. Own it. Watch them squirm.**
### **Product Features:**
✔ Shoulder tape for added durability—because this tee is built tougher than their feelings.
✔ Seamless design—because clean aesthetics hit harder.
✔ Ribbed collar that stays sharp, unlike their arguments.
✔ Made with ethically sourced US cotton—because we destroy egos, not the planet.
✔ Dual printing techniques for crisp, long-lasting designs—so they can keep crying about it for years.
### **Care Instructions:**
🚫 No chlorine bleach—unless you wanna ruin the statement.
🚫 No ironing—creases add character.
🚫 No dry cleaning—this ain't a tux.
✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F).
✅ Tumble dry low—because high heat is for weak fabric and weaker minds.
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🔥 **Buy it now, or keep tiptoeing like the rest of ‘em.**
