I"NEVER TRUST A BOTTLE GIRL—BUT TRUST THIS HOODIE TO KEEP YOU COZY."
She’ll sell you a dream with a smile, drain your wallet, and vanish before you even realize what hit you. This hoodie? Different story. Soft, warm, and always got your back—unlike that bottle girl you swore was into you.
Adjustable hood, because life’s unpredictable.
Kangaroo pocket for stashing regrets (or your phone).
No side seams—just straight comfort, no bullshit.
Soft fleece interior, smoother than her fake compliments.
Buy it or keep getting finessed—your choice.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
