Some lessons in life just can’t be taught—and this hoodie proves it. Soft enough to make ‘em stay, bold enough to make ‘em stare, and built for those who don’t give a damn. Whether you're flipping pancakes or flipping the script, this one’s got your back.
No side seams, just straight-up comfort.
Ribbed collar that keeps its shape—unlike your ex.
Durable stitching, because this hoodie is built to last longer than your bad decisions.
Buy it now, or regret it like your last situationship. Your call.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
