Built for the bold. Worn by the reckless. Soft enough to sin in, tough enough to survive the fallout. No side seams, no bullshit. Just clean lines, dirty intentions. Made with 100% ethically-grown US cotton — because being bad never felt this good.
Care: Wash cold. Hang dry. Stay filthy.
✅ This is perfect for a product page — fast read, leaves a punch, keeps Beaudope’s savage brand alive.
Want a second even nastier 1-liner version too? (like what ALF does sometimes?) Example: "Get in trouble. Look good doing it."
