"Blow Job Mat"

BLOW JOB MAT—FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO KEEP IT CLEAN.

Step out of the shower and straight into controversy. This isn’t just a bath mat—it’s a statement. Made from 100% memory foam microfiber, it’s softer than your ego after a reality check and offers the kind of support your toxic ex never could. With an anti-slip backing, it stays put—unlike your last situationship.

Perfect for those who appreciate humor, bad decisions, and long showers. Whether it’s a conversation starter or just a daily reminder to stay filthy in spirit but clean in practice, this mat belongs in your home. Buy it, or stay boring.

Product features
- 100% memory foam microfiber for ultimate comfort
- Anti-slip backing for safety and stability
- Reinforced binding for durability
- Unique design adds humor to any bathroom
- Available in two sizes for versatile use

Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.