Here's the updated version in **Beaudope’s unapologetic, provoking** tone:
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### **ASK ME ABOUT MY W\HOROSCOPE**
You talk stars, we talk scars. This ain't your grandma’s astrology tee—it's a walking conversation starter (or ender, depending on how fragile they are).
Made from high-quality, ethically grown cotton (because even rebels appreciate comfort), this tee is **soft, durable, and ready to piss off the easily offended.** With a classic fit and a crew neckline, it slides right into any situation—whether you’re causing chaos at brunch, ghosting your ex, or explaining why Mercury in retrograde isn’t the reason they suck at life.
**Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Or don’t—just means someone cooler will.**
### **Product Features:**
✔ Shoulder tape for added durability—because you’ll be wearing the hell out of this.
✔ Seamless design for a clean look (unlike your search history).
✔ Ribbed collar that holds its shape, unlike their excuses.
✔ Made with ethically sourced US cotton—so you can flex with a conscience.
✔ Dual printing techniques for sharp designs that last longer than their attention span.
### **Care Instructions:**
🚫 No chlorine bleach—unless you wanna ruin the drip.
🚫 No ironing—wrinkles add character.
🚫 No dry cleaning—who even does that?
✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F).
✅ Tumble dry low—if you’re feeling reckless.
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🔥 **Buy it now, or regret it forever.**
