This ain't just a t-shirt—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you're three shots deep or just vibing off pure chaos, this tee lets the world know that sobriety is a myth and self-control is overrated. Made from premium fabric softer than your last blackout excuse, it's perfect for bar-hopping, bad decisions, and pretending you totally remember last night.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And if anyone asks, just shrug and order another round. 🍻🔥
Product Features: ✔️ Soft as hell, like your drunk texts ✔️ Breathable enough to survive a hangover ✔️ Built for nights you won’t remember ✔️ Machine washable (for when shit gets messy)
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, like your soul
Air dry, ‘cause you're too lazy for anything else
Don’t iron it—wrinkles add character
Now add to cart, dumbass. 🍾💸
Product features - 100% cotton for a soft touch and durability - Garment-dyed for a vintage look and feel - Wide rib collar provides comfort and classic style - Produced in a socially conscious facility - Relaxed fit with heavy fabric for a cozy wear
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
